So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I would fuck him just for his dog
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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