put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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