If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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