Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
where are my eyebrows?
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