i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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