Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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