does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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