At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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