sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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