Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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