I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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