By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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