is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he shaved USA in his pubs
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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