I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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