He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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