called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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