2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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