But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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