dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I wish i was in the wii world.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
