So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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