hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
