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(619): View more from California

Call me when you're up

(619): View more from California

Great dream, you were in it

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(973): View more from New Jersey

well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?

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(678): View more from Georgia

I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?

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(229): View more from Georgia

Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i need some magic done to my vagina

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(816): View more from Missouri

She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?

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