it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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