You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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