Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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