Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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