he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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