He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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