Porn is love you can see.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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