I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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