Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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