That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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