there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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