oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
In America we eat man semen.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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