She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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