So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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