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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I skipped work to stalk him.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.

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(716): View more from New York

My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.

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(+61): View more from Australia

i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?

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(240): View more from Maryland

I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy

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(406): View more from Montana

Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT

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(917): View more from New York City

I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball

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(541): View more from Oregon

On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?

(1-541): View more from Oregon

It's a study aid

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(630): View more from Illinois

The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.

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