To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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