Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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