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is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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