How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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