we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
