will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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