Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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