remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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