Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize