So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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