Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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