Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He did a backflip because drugs
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