Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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