Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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