I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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