also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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