i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Randomize