'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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