We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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